Indianapolis Albino Colony…the Untapped Talent Pool.

So I’ve seen eight albinos in the past week and a half. Yes, you heard me: EIGHT ALBINOS. In all of their pale-skinned glory. I realize most would proclaim themselves to be a goddamned multi-million dollar lottery winner if they saw just one shuffling down the crowded sidewalk, their ivory hair flowing in the breeze, but I know better. I’m not that lucky. Obviously, there is a colony here in Indianapolis, Indiana. What other possible theory could you come up with? No, there’s no circus in town, you bigot. Some wonderfully kind and generous souls have taken it upon themselves to establish a colony for working class albinos. A colony without ignorance. A colony with a strong sense of community. A colony with dim lighting. May God keep shining his light upon you Indianapolis Albino Colony! But not too bright.

You are an untapped talent market and deserve RIGHTS. You are a diverse candidate, but no one knows your race..you aren’t black, white, hispanic or asian…you aren’t handicapped, just light-sensitive…you are YOU dammit.

Be proud and remember that you will always have the upper snow-white hand in life.